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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
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School

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." STB

Publish by, gretta on 11/02/2009

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Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it.. only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away.. I have no depth perception. STB

Publish by, Nala on 04/02/2009

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Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. STB

Publish by, DAN on 27/01/2009

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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. STB

Publish by, Nick on 24/01/2009

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Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 11/12/2008

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Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. STB

Publish by, dan on 11/12/2008

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Last week I was late for a lecture at university because I couldn't unlock my own front door - I was trying the wrong key! STB.

Publish by, Jenny on 23/11/2008

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I work in a primary school, and confess to not being the skinniest person alive... today one of the kids told me I didn't have "any sharp edges." I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or appalled! STB!

Publish by, George on 15/11/2008

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Today, I make the most important exam of my life, and last night my neighbor makes the biggest party of his life. I'm completely fucked up and I've certainly failed my exam. STB

Publish by, Ashia on 10/11/2008

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Today, my head teacher was supposed to meet my father in order to talk about me. I arrived home with my teacher I shouted in the empty house, Dad! Dad! Where are you? Dad! And my dad, apparently stressed out by work, screamed back "I'm having a shit", obviously, my teacher heard everything, STB

Publish by, Jiji on 01/11/2008

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