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Today, I went on the train to Edinburgh. A really hot girl sat next to me. Being shy and not really knowing what to do, I thought I would get my laptop out and watch a film. So I opened my laptop and to my horror I had left open the movie Anal Impact. The girl got up and walked away. Doh

Publish by, B man on 05/03/2010

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Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. STB

Publish by, SEX on 23/03/2009

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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon.STB

Publish by, g on 05/03/2009

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Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. STB

Publish by, x on 21/02/2009

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". STB

Publish by, DC on 08/02/2009

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". STB

Publish by, STB on 01/02/2009

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said "really? Again??" STB

Publish by, nono on 30/01/2009

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Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. STB

Publish by, Lisa on 20/12/2008

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Today, after a hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" STB

Publish by, lola on 09/12/2008

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Today, I woke up myself and my new girlfriend by doing a massive fart in my sleep, which was the result of trying to hold in all my gas from the evening before. Life is better when you're single because you can fart when you want! Totally embarrassing, but luckily I didn't STB.

Publish by, Tommy J on 30/11/2008

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