Today, a man fell on me on the bus, actually knocked both of us onto the floor of the bus which was very muddy, my jacket is ruined, i banged my head and they guy that fell on top of me wasnt skinny. stb
Publish by, nathaniel on 28/03/2010
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to one of my friends. I called her by my ex's name. STB
Publish by, c on 10/03/2010
Today, I was my hotel room on Las Vegas. I ate some bad good and it messed up my stomach. Everyone went clubbin', so I stayed in the hotel room and fell asleep. As I was sleeping, I felt a fart coming on, so I tried my best, and I ended up shitting the bed. It leaked through 3 layers. It melted through the undies, passed the shorts, and straight onto the bed sheets. It was super wet. I had to put a towel over it and go back to sleep, so I actually did shit the bed. STB.
Publish by, Shitter on 19/01/2010
Today, I came to this site again, only to find there had been no posts since March! STB.
Publish by, Phill on 15/08/2009
Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. STB
Publish by, Brook on 23/03/2009
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. STB
Publish by, Little_bunny on 23/03/2009
Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". STB
Publish by, nick on 08/03/2009
Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some random new scratches on the front. I proceeded to kick and rub it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. STB
Publish by, Danis on 07/03/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. STB
Publish by, noan on 05/03/2009
Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. STB
Publish by, Nil on 07/02/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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