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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 04/02/2009

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Today, I got an email from the local D

Publish by, Lisa on 02/02/2009

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Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB

Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009

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Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB

Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009

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I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! STB

Publish by, richardson on 31/01/2009

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Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 30/01/2009

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to my bed. STB

Publish by, nina on 30/01/2009

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Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. STB

Publish by, Emilie on 30/01/2009

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Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technolgy. STB

Publish by, Miki on 30/01/2009

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Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". STB

Publish by, Lucy on 26/01/2009

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