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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down.STB

Publish by, OMG on 26/01/2009

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Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. STB

Publish by, anonym on 25/01/2009

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Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on STB

Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008

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Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. STB

Publish by, Arnold on 29/12/2008

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I haven't slept all night as usual because I didn't get tired. But I usually go to my room at 4am before my dad wakes up which is usually around 4:30-5:00am... I didn't realise the time and... Well... Now my arm hurts -_-

Publish by, Lucy_H on 22/12/2008

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Today, I gave a hand to a charming and sweet old lady to help her cross the road. Once over to the other side, she knocked into the edge of the sidewalk and I couldn't hold on to her. She screamed "You F***** son of a bitch!" at me. STB

Publish by, Bryan on 20/12/2008

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Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB

Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008

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Today, I take a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday. I don't like it so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I say "Do you want some? I find it disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." STB

Publish by, Alex on 13/12/2008

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I did the lottery as usual this week and, to my astonishment, got four numbers! I was going to win a decent amount of money! Imagine the look on my face when I realised I was holding last week's ticket... STB.

Publish by, Jay on 06/12/2008

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Today, I was walking the dog earlier. He stopped suddenly and wouldn't carry on walking... it was only when my foot started to feel warm that I realised he was urinating on my shoe! STB.

Publish by, dav on 05/12/2008

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