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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today I fell over in the middle of the street. Only one person out of the tens around came over to help me! STB!

Publish by, Nina on 02/12/2008

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I went out last night with a friend and kept buying her drinks, as I knew she'd not been out in ages. It backfired - she threw up on my shoes. STB.

Publish by, Nathan on 01/12/2008

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Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.

Publish by, max on 27/11/2008

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This evening, I nearly burned the house down by not spiking a jacket potato with a fork. The kitchen filled with smoke after the potato set on fire inside the microwave! STB!

Publish by, Al on 25/11/2008

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I was driving to work on Friday, my car in dire need of a wash, when people kept hooting at me. I had no idea what I was doing wrong. When I arrived, I noticed someone had written "honk if you're horny" in the dirt on the back of the car! STB.

Publish by, LIZ on 25/11/2008

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I was playing a gig last night. I arrived at the venue with everything - all my leads, a bunch of set-lists, some demo CDs to hand out... but I got the feeling something was missing. It was my guitar. STB.

Publish by, rod on 24/11/2008

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I sent a letter to someone the other day. This morning, it came back through my letterbox. I wondered why it had been returned to sender, then I realised - somehow, I'd absent-mindedly written my own address on the envelope! STB.

Publish by, Justin on 23/11/2008

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I was having an in-depth, heated debate with a friend yesterday. My argument was somewhat let down by my walking into a lamp-post halfway through. STB!

Publish by, Rob on 20/11/2008

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Last night, I was having an odd dream. Can't quite remember what happened in it now, but at one point it involved jumping. Then I woke up - and had fallen out of bed! STB.

Publish by, jery on 20/11/2008

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Last night at a bar, I went to the loo. It wasn't until I'd been in there for a good fifteen or twenty seconds, and was wondering why there were no urinals, that I realised I was in the wrong toilets! STB.

Publish by, David on 19/11/2008

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