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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I came to this site again, only to find there had been no posts since March! STB.

Publish by, Phill on 15/08/2009

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to one of my friends. I called her by my ex's name. STB

Publish by, c on 10/03/2010

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Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." STB

Publish by, gretta on 11/02/2009

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Today, my wife told me that l found her G spot . I was drunk and I can’t remember where it was, I’ve been looking for the last 18 years, STB.

Publish by, Lewis on 04/11/2008

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Today, I have been wake up by a call from o2 for the second time. Would you like insurance with your phone? STB

Publish by, Zorro on 08/11/2008

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Today, I went into the bank, and as I walked in a man asked me how I was. I proceeded to have a very odd conversation with him, before realising he was actually talking on a hands-free phone! STB.

Publish by, Lewis on 08/11/2008

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Today, running late for a job interview, I rushed off in a hurry not realizing I hadn't zipped my pants. I made it all the way through the lobby without being made, only to walk into the interview room where my prospective boss giggled and courteously pointed out that my fly was open. STB.

Publish by, bipbip on 09/11/2008

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Last night at a bar, I went to the loo. It wasn't until I'd been in there for a good fifteen or twenty seconds, and was wondering why there were no urinals, that I realised I was in the wrong toilets! STB.

Publish by, David on 19/11/2008

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I was driving to work on Friday, my car in dire need of a wash, when people kept hooting at me. I had no idea what I was doing wrong. When I arrived, I noticed someone had written "honk if you're horny" in the dirt on the back of the car! STB.

Publish by, LIZ on 25/11/2008

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Last week, I managed to sleep through an important meeting, because I set my alarm for 8PM instead of 8AM. Oh dear... STB.

Publish by, rick on 02/12/2008

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