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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Tonight, I was planning to make a really nice meal for my partner... I put the chicken in the oven, I chopped the vegetables, steamed them, was all ready to start thinking about dishing up... then I realised the oven hadn't been on at all! STB!

Publish by, Emma on 03/12/2008

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Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. STB

Publish by, Emilie on 30/01/2009

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said "really? Again??" STB

Publish by, nono on 30/01/2009

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Today, my boss gave me the keys for my first work car, all charges are included, which is a good deal. Yesterday I had my driving license cancelled for speeding, so the car will go to someone else. STB

Publish by, John on 01/11/2008

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Today, my friend told me a story about her roommate. One night her roommate went to a party and when she came back my friend asked about her night. "Great!" she slurred. "Drank l-l-loads and got the number of a c-c-cute guy". Then her roomate dragged herself to her room with help from my friend before falling asleep. The next morning the roommate appeared in the kitchen heading straight for the painkillers. "Good night" my friend hinted wanting details. STB

Publish by, dwarf on 06/11/2008

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Today, I went out with some friends the other night and after a heavy session on the drink we set off to a friend's flat to stay over, but we lost the guy in question on the way. When we got there, a girl answered the door, who we assumed was one of his flatmates. We walked straight in and sat down - before realising we were in the wrong flat! STB.

Publish by, GG on 12/11/2008

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Today, I'm gone make a little shop for buy some biscuit, on the way back I realized that I've forgot my key in my room. STB

Publish by, Nico on 16/11/2008

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Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 11/12/2008

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Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had sillily given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. STB

Publish by, Nala on 13/12/2008

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Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down.STB

Publish by, OMG on 26/01/2009

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