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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technolgy. STB

Publish by, Miki on 30/01/2009

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Today my son who is 5 said to my wife" i want boobies like yours". My wife said to him "darling boys no do have boobies" he said back "but daddy does!" STB

Publish by, Jim on 03/11/2008

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Today I asked my 3 year old son to come to me so that I could put his jumper on. He looked me straight in the eyes, stuck his hand out towards me and said, "talk to the hand'cos the face don't wanna listen". STB.

Publish by, Victoria on 05/11/2008

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Today, my aunt and I wrapped up warm to go on a jog as we had taken up dieting. When we reached our stop, my aunt saw a corner shop and went inside panting from the exercise. We were both breathless and flushed. I waited for her outside and she returned eating chocolate. "We're meant to be dieting" I reminded her. "I am, I'm increasing my calcium intake. It's milk chocolate she told me. STB.

Publish by, faerie on 06/11/2008

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I'm a musician, and last night I was playing a concert. Everything was running late, so I sent a text to my girlfriend saying "I'll be home late, this idiot promoter's so disorganised." But I accidentally sent it to the promoter. STB.

Publish by, Eric on 08/11/2008

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I work in a bank and this man came in who looked exactly like a guy wanted on Crimewatch... he made an appointment about a loan so I called the police and told them about the appointment. They were waiting for him when he arrived... and it wasn't the right guy! Somehow I don't think he'll be taking out the loan with us. STB.

Publish by, Logan on 12/11/2008

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I was on a night out recently and noticed a bloke wearing sunglasses, indoors and at night. We immediately decided this qualified him as an idiot, and as I'd had a few, I decided to tell him. Only then, to my horror, did I realise he was blind! STB.

Publish by, lolo on 15/11/2008

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Today was a windy day. As I was walking down the street, I went to kick a carrier bag that was blowing towards me. I got my foot stuck in it, tried to free myself with the other foot, got completely tangled and fell over. At least three people saw me - how embarassing! STB!

Publish by, Indian tonic on 15/11/2008

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Today I arrived at work and realised I'd forgotten a USB stick with some important documents on it. I ran a mile home to get it, but couldn't find it anywhere. It was in my coat pocket all along. STB

Publish by, Al on 18/11/2008

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Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. STB

Publish by, Ryan on 24/01/2009

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