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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, actually a month ago, I was driving in my 1.4 Ford Fiesta behind an Aston Martin DB9 on an extremly rainy day down the M1. I tried to overtake it, pushed my car to 85 mph. I then dropped a bottle of water on to my ipod. In a desperate attempt to save it i tried to pick it up. When i looked up I was on the verge of hitting the metal inside grid to avoid it I swerved to the left where by the car lost control. The car ended up on its side, it doesn't work anymore. STB.

Publish by, Albert on 30/11/2009

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Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. STB

Publish by, dan on 10/02/2009

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Today, I bought a very nice bottle of wine for my daddy's birthday, when I received the payment confirmation, I said "SHIT THE BED", I put the old address. They moved to a new house 3 month ago.STB

Publish by, Nini on 10/11/2008

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Today, at Soccer practice, I really tried to impress this really hot chick. In order to do so, I tried to aim a perfect shot into the top corner, owing to my less-than-brilliant skills, I hit her square in the chest, and, she cried, for a bit STB

Publish by, JoshHazan on 11/11/2008

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Last week I was late for a lecture at university because I couldn't unlock my own front door - I was trying the wrong key! STB.

Publish by, Jenny on 23/11/2008

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Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. STB

Publish by, dan on 11/12/2008

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Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. STB

Publish by, Lisa on 20/12/2008

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I haven't slept all night as usual because I didn't get tired. But I usually go to my room at 4am before my dad wakes up which is usually around 4:30-5:00am... I didn't realise the time and... Well... Now my arm hurts -_-

Publish by, Lucy_H on 22/12/2008

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Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it.. only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away.. I have no depth perception. STB

Publish by, Nala on 04/02/2009

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Today, well actually it was a few weeks ago - I went on my work night out... needless to say by the time my boss showed up i was already seeing 2 of him...(not a good look for Leeds)... A quick puke in the hand in front of the entire office and I was ready to move to a club... thought it would be funny to test the arsey Harrogate bouncers and ended up getting chucked out for stealing a bottle or 2 of spirits... well I thought it was funny at the time!!! ... a bit of random grinding on the dance floor and a cry in the toilets later and I was escorted home... ...I left the country 2 weeks later... STB!! Ta for the website Alex - It looks ace. xxx

Publish by, Nina on 03/11/2008

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