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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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A while ago, I need to ask Al to do some amends for me. So i was lazy and did not get off my chair instead I rolled myself across the office in my chair. In resulting in me been lazy I fell flat on my arse and a massive bruise which stayed with me for a couple of weeks!Don't me lazy lol! STB!

Publish by, Char on 04/11/2008

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Today, my sister was in the living room crying and moaning after a bad day. "I'm dying, I'm dying" she stressed dramatically. "Shut up and die quietly then" my mum snapped caught up in her indian drama. STB.

Publish by, sofairah on 06/11/2008

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I work in a primary school, and confess to not being the skinniest person alive... today one of the kids told me I didn't have "any sharp edges." I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or appalled! STB!

Publish by, George on 15/11/2008

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Earlier, I kept getting funny looks off everyone... it took me ages to realise I'd spilt my breakfast down my front. STB.

Publish by, SHIBI on 18/11/2008

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I sent a letter to someone the other day. This morning, it came back through my letterbox. I wondered why it had been returned to sender, then I realised - somehow, I'd absent-mindedly written my own address on the envelope! STB.

Publish by, Justin on 23/11/2008

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I was playing a gig last night. I arrived at the venue with everything - all my leads, a bunch of set-lists, some demo CDs to hand out... but I got the feeling something was missing. It was my guitar. STB.

Publish by, rod on 24/11/2008

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This evening, I nearly burned the house down by not spiking a jacket potato with a fork. The kitchen filled with smoke after the potato set on fire inside the microwave! STB!

Publish by, Al on 25/11/2008

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Today, I got an email from the local D

Publish by, Lisa on 02/02/2009

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Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 04/02/2009

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