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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, my fiance "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. STB

Publish by, Arnold on 01/02/2009

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Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. STB

Publish by, love on 27/01/2009

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Today, my train was late, I ran one mile to be on time at work. STB

Publish by, Paul on 10/11/2008

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Today, I woke up myself and my new girlfriend by doing a massive fart in my sleep, which was the result of trying to hold in all my gas from the evening before. Life is better when you're single because you can fart when you want! Totally embarrassing, but luckily I didn't STB.

Publish by, Tommy J on 30/11/2008

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Today I fell over in the middle of the street. Only one person out of the tens around came over to help me! STB!

Publish by, Nina on 02/12/2008

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Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. STB

Publish by, Dan on 18/12/2008

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Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. STB

Publish by, Lolo on 24/01/2009

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Today, I went on the train to Edinburgh. A really hot girl sat next to me. Being shy and not really knowing what to do, I thought I would get my laptop out and watch a film. So I opened my laptop and to my horror I had left open the movie Anal Impact. The girl got up and walked away. Doh

Publish by, B man on 05/03/2010

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Today, I was playing with my son and his friends in the park, when I was running I said "Oh no, I can't run faster" in order to help them to catch me up, but a friend a my son answered me, "you're just too fat.", STB

Publish by, David on 02/11/2008

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Today, after a hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" STB

Publish by, lola on 09/12/2008

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