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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". STB

Publish by, Penny on 29/12/2008

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Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. STB

Publish by, Nil on 07/02/2009

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Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB

Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008

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Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. STB

Publish by, Little_bunny on 23/03/2009

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Today, I make the most important exam of my life, and last night my neighbor makes the biggest party of his life. I'm completely fucked up and I've certainly failed my exam. STB

Publish by, Ashia on 10/11/2008

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I did the lottery as usual this week and, to my astonishment, got four numbers! I was going to win a decent amount of money! Imagine the look on my face when I realised I was holding last week's ticket... STB.

Publish by, Jay on 06/12/2008

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Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". STB

Publish by, Nil on 09/12/2008

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Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. STB

Publish by, Arnold on 29/12/2008

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Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. STB

Publish by, DAN on 27/01/2009

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Today, a man fell on me on the bus, actually knocked both of us onto the floor of the bus which was very muddy, my jacket is ruined, i banged my head and they guy that fell on top of me wasnt skinny. stb

Publish by, nathaniel on 28/03/2010

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