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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."

Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009

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Today, I decided to take my umbrella as it was raining cats and dogs. While pulling it out of the drawer, I pressed the open button. The sharp end of the umbrella smacked me right in the chin. Result: 4 stitches and 4 dry hours in casualty. STB.

Publish by, Bryan on 06/11/2008

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I called my girlfriend "mum" today. It did not go down well. STB!

Publish by, nooo on 01/12/2008

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Today, I just taped over a video of my son's primary school play... My wife doesn't know yet. STB!

Publish by, alex on 03/12/2008

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I have a large bruise on my arm after today. I was playing park football and went down in a tackle near the touchline. It wasn't the falling that gave me the bruise - it was one of the spectators accidentally standing on me while I was on the floor! STB!

Publish by, Lewis on 08/12/2008

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to my bed. STB

Publish by, nina on 30/01/2009

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Today i was late for my train, so i ran all the way until the train station. When I arrived i saw on the screen that the train had been canceled. STB

Publish by, Alan on 03/11/2008

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Today my boss asked me some advice: "Do you know what the procedure is for firing someone on a fix term contract?" I'm the only person on a fix term contract in the office.STB

Publish by, Nico on 04/11/2008

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Today, I got the giggles while messing about with my boyfriend and his mates. At the same time, I learned that after 8 months of pregnancy, involuntary urination isn't just something that happens to old ladies.STB

Publish by, Emma on 05/11/2008

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Yesteray was my first day at work, everything going was going well, I look at the computer clock: 5:15 Brilliant! Time to leave! When I arrived home I realized that in fact were 15:15 and that I was suposed to work until 17:15 (5:15pm versus 15:15). Today my boss gave my P45. STB

Publish by, Randy on 06/11/2008

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