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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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I work in a pharmacy, and a pregnant woman came in asking for some strong painkillers. I told her that, as she was pregnant, I'd have to check with the chemist first. Turns out she wasn't pregant - she was just on the large side! STB.

Publish by, Brad on 08/11/2008

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Today was my last notice day of work, i still don't know what to do. STB

Publish by, Rod on 17/11/2008

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Today, after a 6 months together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. STB

Publish by, lola on 29/11/2008

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Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB

Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008

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Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. STB

Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008

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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. STB

Publish by, Nick on 24/01/2009

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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB

Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009

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Today, I was my hotel room on Las Vegas. I ate some bad good and it messed up my stomach. Everyone went clubbin', so I stayed in the hotel room and fell asleep. As I was sleeping, I felt a fart coming on, so I tried my best, and I ended up shitting the bed. It leaked through 3 layers. It melted through the undies, passed the shorts, and straight onto the bed sheets. It was super wet. I had to put a towel over it and go back to sleep, so I actually did shit the bed. STB.

Publish by, Shitter on 19/01/2010

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Today, i traveled across europe, after 4 airports, and a whole day..i unzipped my bag to find out that i had brought with me 2 bras and a par of lady nickers..... thats what you get of borrowing a travel bag from your sister. Now i know why two security guys at London airport were giggling behind the xray scanner. STB

Publish by, pete on 07/03/2010

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Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. STB

Publish by, pear on 10/02/2009

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