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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.

Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008

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I went out last night with a friend and kept buying her drinks, as I knew she'd not been out in ages. It backfired - she threw up on my shoes. STB.

Publish by, Nathan on 01/12/2008

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Last night my six-year-old son came downstairs saying he couldn't sleep. I was sitting up reading, so I decided I'd let him sit with me for a few minutes. He asked to have the telly on, and without thinking, I turned it on... only to find that the channel it had been left on was showing a soft porn film! STB!

Publish by, jennifer on 05/12/2008

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Today, I take a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday. I don't like it so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I say "Do you want some? I find it disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." STB

Publish by, Alex on 13/12/2008

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Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole car was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. STB

Publish by, STB on 13/12/2008

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Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". STB

Publish by, Lucy on 26/01/2009

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". STB

Publish by, STB on 01/02/2009

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Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB

Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009

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Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB

Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009

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Today, I told my friend about this website. Recently a couple of coworkers have been saying shit-the-bed.com, but I thought it was just random babble. So you can imagine my excitement when I realized it's real! So I told my friend and he was like "Yah we knew that like 5 months ago = News Flash to you Muahahahahah" STB

Publish by, CMF on 14/06/2010

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