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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I took an important decision, I decided to write a text to the girl I met 2 months ago to tell her that I'm going to split with my wife, problem I sent the text to my wife. Not the better way to find out.STB

Publish by, Richard on 01/11/2008

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Today, a work colleague came in wearing her summer dress, slightly showing her legs. I asked her what the tattoo on her calf represented. It was varicose veins. STB

Publish by, nat on 06/11/2008

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Today, I was out shopping in the city where I kept getting stared at, longer than was comfortable. I stupidly thought it was because of the new shampoo I'd started using. Only when I got home did I see that a pigeon had taken a sh*t right on the crotch of my pants! STB

Publish by, Nick on 09/11/2008

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I was having an in-depth, heated debate with a friend yesterday. My argument was somewhat let down by my walking into a lamp-post halfway through. STB!

Publish by, Rob on 20/11/2008

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Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.

Publish by, max on 27/11/2008

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Today, I was walking the dog earlier. He stopped suddenly and wouldn't carry on walking... it was only when my foot started to feel warm that I realised he was urinating on my shoe! STB.

Publish by, dav on 05/12/2008

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Today, I have seen the money I am owed held in Japanese yen fall in sterling value by 50, and it is set to continue to fall every day until that effing bint in Japan comes back from holiday and wires me the money: STB!!!

Publish by, Tommy on 07/01/2009

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Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. STB

Publish by, anonym on 25/01/2009

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I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! STB

Publish by, richardson on 31/01/2009

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Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB

Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009

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