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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. STB

Publish by, dan on 10/02/2009

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Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."

Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". STB

Publish by, DC on 08/02/2009

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Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. STB

Publish by, Nil on 07/02/2009

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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB

Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009

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Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 04/02/2009

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Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it.. only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away.. I have no depth perception. STB

Publish by, Nala on 04/02/2009

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Today, I got an email from the local D

Publish by, Lisa on 02/02/2009

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Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB

Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009

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Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB

Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009

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