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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today i was late for my train, so i ran all the way until the train station. When I arrived i saw on the screen that the train had been canceled. STB

Publish by, Alan on 03/11/2008

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Yesteray was my first day at work, everything going was going well, I look at the computer clock: 5:15 Brilliant! Time to leave! When I arrived home I realized that in fact were 15:15 and that I was suposed to work until 17:15 (5:15pm versus 15:15). Today my boss gave my P45. STB

Publish by, Randy on 06/11/2008

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Today, I decided to take my umbrella as it was raining cats and dogs. While pulling it out of the drawer, I pressed the open button. The sharp end of the umbrella smacked me right in the chin. Result: 4 stitches and 4 dry hours in casualty. STB.

Publish by, Bryan on 06/11/2008

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Today, I have been wake up by a call from o2 for the second time. Would you like insurance with your phone? STB

Publish by, Zorro on 08/11/2008

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Today, I was out shopping in the city where I kept getting stared at, longer than was comfortable. I stupidly thought it was because of the new shampoo I'd started using. Only when I got home did I see that a pigeon had taken a sh*t right on the crotch of my pants! STB

Publish by, Nick on 09/11/2008

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Today, I make the most important exam of my life, and last night my neighbor makes the biggest party of his life. I'm completely fucked up and I've certainly failed my exam. STB

Publish by, Ashia on 10/11/2008

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I was having an in-depth, heated debate with a friend yesterday. My argument was somewhat let down by my walking into a lamp-post halfway through. STB!

Publish by, Rob on 20/11/2008

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Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.

Publish by, max on 27/11/2008

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Today, I gave a hand to a charming and sweet old lady to help her cross the road. Once over to the other side, she knocked into the edge of the sidewalk and I couldn't hold on to her. She screamed "You F***** son of a bitch!" at me. STB

Publish by, Bryan on 20/12/2008

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Today, I have seen the money I am owed held in Japanese yen fall in sterling value by 50, and it is set to continue to fall every day until that effing bint in Japan comes back from holiday and wires me the money: STB!!!

Publish by, Tommy on 07/01/2009

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