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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 04/02/2009

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Today I went to a good school friends 50th birthday party. I hadn't seen him for a few years and after a few beers we were chatting. A young lady caught my eye and I said to him, "have you seen the tits on her?", he replied, "yeah, it's my daughter". STB.

Publish by, Gav on 05/11/2008

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Today, my mum bought me some Mickey Mouse shaped beefburgers for my meals. I am 20 years old. STB.

Publish by, Dilan on 05/11/2008

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Last week, I managed to sleep through an important meeting, because I set my alarm for 8PM instead of 8AM. Oh dear... STB.

Publish by, rick on 02/12/2008

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Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. STB

Publish by, dan on 11/12/2008

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Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some random new scratches on the front. I proceeded to kick and rub it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. STB

Publish by, Danis on 07/03/2009

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Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it.. only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away.. I have no depth perception. STB

Publish by, Nala on 04/02/2009

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Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."

Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009

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Today, my wife told me that l found her G spot . I was drunk and I can’t remember where it was, I’ve been looking for the last 18 years, STB.

Publish by, Lewis on 04/11/2008

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I called my girlfriend "mum" today. It did not go down well. STB!

Publish by, nooo on 01/12/2008

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