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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today my son who is 5 said to my wife" i want boobies like yours". My wife said to him "darling boys no do have boobies" he said back "but daddy does!" STB

Publish by, Jim on 03/11/2008

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Today, I got the giggles while messing about with my boyfriend and his mates. At the same time, I learned that after 8 months of pregnancy, involuntary urination isn't just something that happens to old ladies.STB

Publish by, Emma on 05/11/2008

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Today, my sister was in the living room crying and moaning after a bad day. "I'm dying, I'm dying" she stressed dramatically. "Shut up and die quietly then" my mum snapped caught up in her indian drama. STB.

Publish by, sofairah on 06/11/2008

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I sent a letter to someone the other day. This morning, it came back through my letterbox. I wondered why it had been returned to sender, then I realised - somehow, I'd absent-mindedly written my own address on the envelope! STB.

Publish by, Justin on 23/11/2008

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Today, I was walking the dog earlier. He stopped suddenly and wouldn't carry on walking... it was only when my foot started to feel warm that I realised he was urinating on my shoe! STB.

Publish by, dav on 05/12/2008

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Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. STB

Publish by, Lucy on 11/12/2008

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Today, I take a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday. I don't like it so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I say "Do you want some? I find it disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." STB

Publish by, Alex on 13/12/2008

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Today, I was offered the type of job that I have been trying to get for the last 7 months. Problem was that it was to replace my friend, who gave them my CV. STB.

Publish by, anonym on 05/11/2008

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Today, I went into the bank, and as I walked in a man asked me how I was. I proceeded to have a very odd conversation with him, before realising he was actually talking on a hands-free phone! STB.

Publish by, Lewis on 08/11/2008

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I'm a musician, and last night I was playing a concert. Everything was running late, so I sent a text to my girlfriend saying "I'll be home late, this idiot promoter's so disorganised." But I accidentally sent it to the promoter. STB.

Publish by, Eric on 08/11/2008

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