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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today was a windy day. As I was walking down the street, I went to kick a carrier bag that was blowing towards me. I got my foot stuck in it, tried to free myself with the other foot, got completely tangled and fell over. At least three people saw me - how embarassing! STB!

Publish by, Indian tonic on 15/11/2008

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Earlier, I kept getting funny looks off everyone... it took me ages to realise I'd spilt my breakfast down my front. STB.

Publish by, SHIBI on 18/11/2008

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Last week I was late for a lecture at university because I couldn't unlock my own front door - I was trying the wrong key! STB.

Publish by, Jenny on 23/11/2008

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I was playing a gig last night. I arrived at the venue with everything - all my leads, a bunch of set-lists, some demo CDs to hand out... but I got the feeling something was missing. It was my guitar. STB.

Publish by, rod on 24/11/2008

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Tonight, I was planning to make a really nice meal for my partner... I put the chicken in the oven, I chopped the vegetables, steamed them, was all ready to start thinking about dishing up... then I realised the oven hadn't been on at all! STB!

Publish by, Emma on 03/12/2008

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Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down.STB

Publish by, OMG on 26/01/2009

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Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB

Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". STB

Publish by, DC on 08/02/2009

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Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. STB

Publish by, pear on 10/02/2009

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Today, I was playing with my son and his friends in the park, when I was running I said "Oh no, I can't run faster" in order to help them to catch me up, but a friend a my son answered me, "you're just too fat.", STB

Publish by, David on 02/11/2008

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