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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB

Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009

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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. STB

Publish by, toosmall on 01/02/2009

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Today, my fiance "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. STB

Publish by, Arnold on 01/02/2009

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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB

Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009

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I work in a pharmacy, and a pregnant woman came in asking for some strong painkillers. I told her that, as she was pregnant, I'd have to check with the chemist first. Turns out she wasn't pregant - she was just on the large side! STB.

Publish by, Brad on 08/11/2008

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Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB

Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008

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I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.

Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008

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Today, I just taped over a video of my son's primary school play... My wife doesn't know yet. STB!

Publish by, alex on 03/12/2008

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Last night my six-year-old son came downstairs saying he couldn't sleep. I was sitting up reading, so I decided I'd let him sit with me for a few minutes. He asked to have the telly on, and without thinking, I turned it on... only to find that the channel it had been left on was showing a soft porn film! STB!

Publish by, jennifer on 05/12/2008

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Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB

Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008

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