Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB
Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009
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Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had sillily given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. STB
Publish by, Nala on 13/12/2008
Last night my six-year-old son came downstairs saying he couldn't sleep. I was sitting up reading, so I decided I'd let him sit with me for a few minutes. He asked to have the telly on, and without thinking, I turned it on... only to find that the channel it had been left on was showing a soft porn film! STB!
Publish by, jennifer on 05/12/2008
Today, I just taped over a video of my son's primary school play... My wife doesn't know yet. STB!
Publish by, alex on 03/12/2008
Today, my sister was in the living room crying and moaning after a bad day. "I'm dying, I'm dying" she stressed dramatically. "Shut up and die quietly then" my mum snapped caught up in her indian drama. STB.
Publish by, sofairah on 06/11/2008
Today I asked my 3 year old son to come to me so that I could put his jumper on. He looked me straight in the eyes, stuck his hand out towards me and said, "talk to the hand'cos the face don't wanna listen". STB.
Publish by, Victoria on 05/11/2008
Today my son who is 5 said to my wife" i want boobies like yours". My wife said to him "darling boys no do have boobies" he said back "but daddy does!" STB
Publish by, Jim on 03/11/2008
Today, I was playing with my son and his friends in the park, when I was running I said "Oh no, I can't run faster" in order to help them to catch me up, but a friend a my son answered me, "you're just too fat.", STB
Publish by, David on 02/11/2008
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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