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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, i traveled across europe, after 4 airports, and a whole day..i unzipped my bag to find out that i had brought with me 2 bras and a par of lady nickers..... thats what you get of borrowing a travel bag from your sister. Now i know why two security guys at London airport were giggling behind the xray scanner. STB

Publish by, pete on 07/03/2010

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Today, actually a month ago, I was driving in my 1.4 Ford Fiesta behind an Aston Martin DB9 on an extremly rainy day down the M1. I tried to overtake it, pushed my car to 85 mph. I then dropped a bottle of water on to my ipod. In a desperate attempt to save it i tried to pick it up. When i looked up I was on the verge of hitting the metal inside grid to avoid it I swerved to the left where by the car lost control. The car ended up on its side, it doesn't work anymore. STB.

Publish by, Albert on 30/11/2009

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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. STB

Publish by, toosmall on 01/02/2009

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Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. STB

Publish by, Dan on 25/01/2009

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Today, my plane to Geneva got a delay of 2h. STB

Publish by, nico on 20/12/2008

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Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole car was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. STB

Publish by, STB on 13/12/2008

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Today, I went out with some friends the other night and after a heavy session on the drink we set off to a friend's flat to stay over, but we lost the guy in question on the way. When we got there, a girl answered the door, who we assumed was one of his flatmates. We walked straight in and sat down - before realising we were in the wrong flat! STB.

Publish by, GG on 12/11/2008

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