WHEN S**T HITS THE FAN & MUCH MORE...

Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. STB

Publish by, Nick on 05/03/2009

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway".STB

Publish by, melissa on 11/02/2009

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. STB

Publish by, dan on 10/02/2009

Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."

Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009

Today, my fiance "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. STB

Publish by, Arnold on 01/02/2009

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. STB

Publish by, Nico on 31/01/2009

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. STB

Publish by, love on 27/01/2009

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. STB

Publish by, Lolo on 24/01/2009

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday's party with someone else's trousers. STB

Publish by, Bryan on 29/12/2008

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. STB

Publish by, Eliot on 29/12/2008