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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I told my friend about this website. Recently a couple of coworkers have been saying, but I thought it was just random babble. So you can imagine my excitement when I realized it's real! So I told my friend and he was like "Yah we knew that like 5 months ago = News Flash to you Muahahahahah" STB

Publish by, CMF on 14/06/2010

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Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. STB

Publish by, pear on 10/02/2009

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Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB

Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009

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Today, I have seen the money I am owed held in Japanese yen fall in sterling value by 50, and it is set to continue to fall every day until that effing bint in Japan comes back from holiday and wires me the money: STB!!!

Publish by, Tommy on 07/01/2009

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Last week, I managed to sleep through an important meeting, because I set my alarm for 8PM instead of 8AM. Oh dear... STB.

Publish by, rick on 02/12/2008

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I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.

Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008

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Today I arrived at work and realised I'd forgotten a USB stick with some important documents on it. I ran a mile home to get it, but couldn't find it anywhere. It was in my coat pocket all along. STB

Publish by, Al on 18/11/2008

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Today was my last notice day of work, i still don't know what to do. STB

Publish by, Rod on 17/11/2008

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I work in a bank and this man came in who looked exactly like a guy wanted on Crimewatch... he made an appointment about a loan so I called the police and told them about the appointment. They were waiting for him when he arrived... and it wasn't the right guy! Somehow I don't think he'll be taking out the loan with us. STB.

Publish by, Logan on 12/11/2008

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Today, my train was late, I ran one mile to be on time at work. STB

Publish by, Paul on 10/11/2008

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