TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, I went out with some friends the other night and after a heavy session on the drink we set off to a friend's flat to stay over, but we lost the guy in question on the way. When we got there, a girl answered the door, who we assumed was one of his flatmates. We walked straight in and sat down - before realising we were in the wrong flat! STB.
Publish by, GG on 12/11/2008
I recently left a slightly rude message on my girlfriend's phone. But when she checked her messages, her mobile was on speakerphone. Her mum was in the room. ARGH! STB.
Publish by, Dunno on 12/11/2008
I work in a bank and this man came in who looked exactly like a guy wanted on Crimewatch... he made an appointment about a loan so I called the police and told them about the appointment. They were waiting for him when he arrived... and it wasn't the right guy! Somehow I don't think he'll be taking out the loan with us. STB.
Publish by, Logan on 12/11/2008
Today, at Soccer practice, I really tried to impress this really hot chick. In order to do so, I tried to aim a perfect shot into the top corner, owing to my less-than-brilliant skills, I hit her square in the chest, and, she cried, for a bit STB
Publish by, JoshHazan on 11/11/2008
Today, I make the most important exam of my life, and last night my neighbor makes the biggest party of his life. I'm completely fucked up and I've certainly failed my exam. STB
Publish by, Ashia on 10/11/2008
Today, my train was late, I ran one mile to be on time at work. STB
Publish by, Paul on 10/11/2008
Today, I bought a very nice bottle of wine for my daddy's birthday, when I received the payment confirmation, I said "SHIT THE BED", I put the old address. They moved to a new house 3 month ago.STB
Publish by, Nini on 10/11/2008
Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB
Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008
Today, running late for a job interview, I rushed off in a hurry not realizing I hadn't zipped my pants. I made it all the way through the lobby without being made, only to walk into the interview room where my prospective boss giggled and courteously pointed out that my fly was open. STB.
Publish by, bipbip on 09/11/2008
Today, I was out shopping in the city where I kept getting stared at, longer than was comfortable. I stupidly thought it was because of the new shampoo I'd started using. Only when I got home did I see that a pigeon had taken a sh*t right on the crotch of my pants! STB
Publish by, Nick on 09/11/2008
