TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
I work in a pharmacy, and a pregnant woman came in asking for some strong painkillers. I told her that, as she was pregnant, I'd have to check with the chemist first. Turns out she wasn't pregant - she was just on the large side! STB.
Publish by, Brad on 08/11/2008
I'm a musician, and last night I was playing a concert. Everything was running late, so I sent a text to my girlfriend saying "I'll be home late, this idiot promoter's so disorganised." But I accidentally sent it to the promoter. STB.
Publish by, Eric on 08/11/2008
Today, I went into the bank, and as I walked in a man asked me how I was. I proceeded to have a very odd conversation with him, before realising he was actually talking on a hands-free phone! STB.
Publish by, Lewis on 08/11/2008
Today, I have been wake up by a call from o2 for the second time. Would you like insurance with your phone? STB
Publish by, Zorro on 08/11/2008
Today, my friend told me a story about her roommate. One night her roommate went to a party and when she came back my friend asked about her night. "Great!" she slurred. "Drank l-l-loads and got the number of a c-c-cute guy". Then her roomate dragged herself to her room with help from my friend before falling asleep. The next morning the roommate appeared in the kitchen heading straight for the painkillers. "Good night" my friend hinted wanting details. STB
Publish by, dwarf on 06/11/2008
Today, my aunt and I wrapped up warm to go on a jog as we had taken up dieting. When we reached our stop, my aunt saw a corner shop and went inside panting from the exercise. We were both breathless and flushed. I waited for her outside and she returned eating chocolate. "We're meant to be dieting" I reminded her. "I am, I'm increasing my calcium intake. It's milk chocolate she told me. STB.
Publish by, faerie on 06/11/2008
Today, my sister was in the living room crying and moaning after a bad day. "I'm dying, I'm dying" she stressed dramatically. "Shut up and die quietly then" my mum snapped caught up in her indian drama. STB.
Publish by, sofairah on 06/11/2008
Today, a work colleague came in wearing her summer dress, slightly showing her legs. I asked her what the tattoo on her calf represented. It was varicose veins. STB
Publish by, nat on 06/11/2008
Today, I decided to take my umbrella as it was raining cats and dogs. While pulling it out of the drawer, I pressed the open button. The sharp end of the umbrella smacked me right in the chin. Result: 4 stitches and 4 dry hours in casualty. STB.
Publish by, Bryan on 06/11/2008
Yesteray was my first day at work, everything going was going well, I look at the computer clock: 5:15 Brilliant! Time to leave! When I arrived home I realized that in fact were 15:15 and that I was suposed to work until 17:15 (5:15pm versus 15:15). Today my boss gave my P45. STB
Publish by, Randy on 06/11/2008
