TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today I went to a good school friends 50th birthday party. I hadn't seen him for a few years and after a few beers we were chatting. A young lady caught my eye and I said to him, "have you seen the tits on her?", he replied, "yeah, it's my daughter". STB.
Publish by, Gav on 05/11/2008
Today, I was offered the type of job that I have been trying to get for the last 7 months. Problem was that it was to replace my friend, who gave them my CV. STB.
Publish by, anonym on 05/11/2008
Today, I got the giggles while messing about with my boyfriend and his mates. At the same time, I learned that after 8 months of pregnancy, involuntary urination isn't just something that happens to old ladies.STB
Publish by, Emma on 05/11/2008
Today, my mum bought me some Mickey Mouse shaped beefburgers for my meals. I am 20 years old. STB.
Publish by, Dilan on 05/11/2008
Today I asked my 3 year old son to come to me so that I could put his jumper on. He looked me straight in the eyes, stuck his hand out towards me and said, "talk to the hand'cos the face don't wanna listen". STB.
Publish by, Victoria on 05/11/2008
Today, my wife told me that l found her G spot . I was drunk and I can’t remember where it was, I’ve been looking for the last 18 years, STB.
Publish by, Lewis on 04/11/2008
Today my boss asked me some advice: "Do you know what the procedure is for firing someone on a fix term contract?" I'm the only person on a fix term contract in the office.STB
Publish by, Nico on 04/11/2008
A while ago, I need to ask Al to do some amends for me. So i was lazy and did not get off my chair instead I rolled myself across the office in my chair. In resulting in me been lazy I fell flat on my arse and a massive bruise which stayed with me for a couple of weeks!Don't me lazy lol! STB!
Publish by, Char on 04/11/2008
Today, well actually last night, I brought a nice bloke home. It was an unbelievable night together, and I said to myself that I’d finally found a decent boyfriend. This morning, looking through his text messages, I see “You owe me 50 quid, she’s a real ginger”. STB.
Publish by, Ana on 04/11/2008
Today, well actually it was a few weeks ago - I went on my work night out... needless to say by the time my boss showed up i was already seeing 2 of him...(not a good look for Leeds)... A quick puke in the hand in front of the entire office and I was ready to move to a club... thought it would be funny to test the arsey Harrogate bouncers and ended up getting chucked out for stealing a bottle or 2 of spirits... well I thought it was funny at the time!!! ... a bit of random grinding on the dance floor and a cry in the toilets later and I was escorted home... ...I left the country 2 weeks later... STB!! Ta for the website Alex - It looks ace. xxx
Publish by, Nina on 03/11/2008
