Today, I went to the cinema to watch Max Payne, problem was that I sat next to a guy who spent entire time commenting on every moment of the film. STB
Publish by, Billy on 03/11/2008
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Today i was late for my train, so i ran all the way until the train station. When I arrived i saw on the screen that the train had been canceled. STB
Publish by, Alan on 03/11/2008
Today my son who is 5 said to my wife" i want boobies like yours". My wife said to him "darling boys no do have boobies" he said back "but daddy does!" STB
Publish by, Jim on 03/11/2008
Today, I was playing with my son and his friends in the park, when I was running I said "Oh no, I can't run faster" in order to help them to catch me up, but a friend a my son answered me, "you're just too fat.", STB
Publish by, David on 02/11/2008
Today, I had a go at my girlfriend, because she never makes any decision in our relationship and I always have to decide for us. She took a decision, she broke up with me. STB
Publish by, Leni on 02/11/2008
Today, my boss gave me the keys for my first work car, all charges are included, which is a good deal. Yesterday I had my driving license cancelled for speeding, so the car will go to someone else. STB
Publish by, John on 01/11/2008
Today, I took an important decision, I decided to write a text to the girl I met 2 months ago to tell her that I'm going to split with my wife, problem I sent the text to my wife. Not the better way to find out.STB
Publish by, Richard on 01/11/2008
Today, my head teacher was supposed to meet my father in order to talk about me. I arrived home with my teacher I shouted in the empty house, Dad! Dad! Where are you? Dad! And my dad, apparently stressed out by work, screamed back "I'm having a shit", obviously, my teacher heard everything, STB
Publish by, Jiji on 01/11/2008
Today, I started an internship in the company of my dreams. All day, I made 20 coffees and 10 teas for different managers, did lots of photocopying, and spent the rest of the day on facebook, STB
Publish by, Alex on 01/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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