Conditions of use
- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Let's start !
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. STB
Publish by, dan on 10/02/2009
Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."
Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". STB
Publish by, DC on 08/02/2009
Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. STB
Publish by, Nil on 07/02/2009
Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB
Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009
Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 04/02/2009
Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it.. only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away.. I have no depth perception. STB
Publish by, Nala on 04/02/2009
Today, I got an email from the local D
Publish by, Lisa on 02/02/2009
Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB
Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB
Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009