WHEN S**T HITS THE FAN & MUCH MORE...

Today, I have seen the money I am owed held in Japanese yen fall in sterling value by £50, and it is set to continue to fall every day until that effing bint in Japan comes back from holiday and wires me the money: STB!!!

Publish by, Tommy on 07/01/2009

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday's party with someone else's trousers. STB

Publish by, Bryan on 29/12/2008

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. STB

Publish by, Eliot on 29/12/2008

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. STB

Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". STB

Publish by, Penny on 29/12/2008

Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. STB

Publish by, Arnold on 29/12/2008

I haven't slept all night as usual because I didn't get tired. But I usually go to my room at 4am before my dad wakes up which is usually around 4:30-5:00am... I didn't realise the time and... Well... Now my arm hurts -_-

Publish by, Lucy_H on 22/12/2008

Today, my plane to Geneva got a delay of 2h. STB

Publish by, nico on 20/12/2008

Today, I gave a hand to a charming and sweet old lady to help her cross the road. Once over to the other side, she knocked into the edge of the sidewalk and I couldn't hold on to her. She screamed "You F***** son of a bitch!" at me. STB

Publish by, Bryan on 20/12/2008

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. STB

Publish by, Lisa on 20/12/2008