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Conditions of use

- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.

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Today, I woke up myself and my new girlfriend by doing a massive fart in my sleep, which was the result of trying to hold in all my gas from the evening before. Life is better when you're single because you can fart when you want! Totally embarrassing, but luckily I didn't STB.

Publish by, Tommy J on 30/11/2008

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Today, after a 6 months together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. STB

Publish by, lola on 29/11/2008

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Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. STB

Publish by, ... on 29/11/2008

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Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.

Publish by, max on 27/11/2008

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This evening, I nearly burned the house down by not spiking a jacket potato with a fork. The kitchen filled with smoke after the potato set on fire inside the microwave! STB!

Publish by, Al on 25/11/2008

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I was driving to work on Friday, my car in dire need of a wash, when people kept hooting at me. I had no idea what I was doing wrong. When I arrived, I noticed someone had written "honk if you're horny" in the dirt on the back of the car! STB.

Publish by, LIZ on 25/11/2008

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I was playing a gig last night. I arrived at the venue with everything - all my leads, a bunch of set-lists, some demo CDs to hand out... but I got the feeling something was missing. It was my guitar. STB.

Publish by, rod on 24/11/2008

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I sent a letter to someone the other day. This morning, it came back through my letterbox. I wondered why it had been returned to sender, then I realised - somehow, I'd absent-mindedly written my own address on the envelope! STB.

Publish by, Justin on 23/11/2008

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Last week I was late for a lecture at university because I couldn't unlock my own front door - I was trying the wrong key! STB.

Publish by, Jenny on 23/11/2008

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I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.

Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008

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