Today, I took an important decision, I decided to write a text to the girl I met 2 months ago to tell her that I'm going to split with my wife, problem I sent the text to my wife. Not the better way to find out.STB
Publish by, Richard on 01/11/2008
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Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. STB
Publish by, Brook on 23/03/2009
Today, my head teacher was supposed to meet my father in order to talk about me. I arrived home with my teacher I shouted in the empty house, Dad! Dad! Where are you? Dad! And my dad, apparently stressed out by work, screamed back "I'm having a shit", obviously, my teacher heard everything, STB
Publish by, Jiji on 01/11/2008
Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". STB
Publish by, Penny on 29/12/2008
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." STB
Publish by, gretta on 11/02/2009
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. STB
Publish by, SEX on 23/03/2009
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon.STB
Publish by, g on 05/03/2009
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. STB
Publish by, Little_bunny on 23/03/2009
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. STB
Publish by, dan on 10/02/2009
Today, after a 6 months together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. STB
Publish by, lola on 29/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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